Life is divine chaos. Abandon tranquility and embrace it.
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
Me: *tries to tell tumblr joke to family members*
Family members: *stare blankly*
Me: *continues laughing uncontrollably*
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
I’m so happy for Tom and his decision on coming out. And if he chooses to be with a man for the rest of his life, it’s all fine and dandy, but if he doesn’t at least become a sperm donor I wiLL BUST A CAP UP IN HIS ASS. THOSE GENES CANNOT BE LOST. I REPEAT. THOSE GENES CANNOT BE LOST. over and out